The Adventures of Roy’s Little Finger

If you follow Carolina basketball at all, you’ve heard Roy talk about his little finger. As in, he has more love for Carolina basketball in his little finger than everybody else put together. Or he has more desire to win in his little finger, or he has more basketball knowledge in his little finger, etc. I bet you wonder what else we don’t know about Roy’s little finger…

Roy’s little finger:

• Could make Scheyer’s face stay that way.
• Has made it to the center of a tootsie pop.
• Sure plays a mean pinball.
• Has more assists than NC State’s point guards.
• Has won more games in Chapel Hill than Clemson.
• Has hypnotic powers.
• Hates the cowabunga sign.
• Occasionally dials Domino’s in its sleep.
• Hates earwax.
• Thinks JJ’s finger is disgusting.
• Is related to Dr. Evil’s little finger on his mother’s side.
• Can open 6 Coke bottles in 10 seconds.
• Wants to beat Dook more than you!