Crossing the Streams

Dr. Egon Spengler: Don’t cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, “bad”?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

I may have hit upon a theory that explains Carolina’s catastrophic first half meltdown against Kansas in the Final Four. Bamagrad‘s post in an earlier column of mine got me thinking. We must have crossed the streams. Continue reading


Reversing the Mojo


I got up this morning and absentmindedly started to put on a red shirt. After realizing what I was doing, I ripped it from my flesh and threw it to the floor of my closet. But I had a bad feeling that the damage had already been done. Continue reading